Sunday, January 25, 2009
IM FUCKING GOING IN!!!!
First off lemme say if anyone takes offense to this blog FUCK U I DONT CARE COME SEE ME....
anyway i have to fucking blog about this shit....
WACK ASS DJ's
Dont get me wrong i am not the greatest dj of all time... im still learning but i have come a long fucking way since i first started in october of 07.... anyway fuck the dumb shit im callin out names cuz i dont take subliminal shots
First Victim
DJ l-train this fucking piece of shit can be seen at pachinkos in covington and at holy grail in clifton... this dude is the king of mash ups.... this just makes anyone want to shake theird ass...
SYKE!!!!
this dude is shitty as hell.... he has serato running on a laptop but doesnt use it.... he has a old as trapper keeper full of cd's already pre mixed and have the bpm's pasted on posted notes.... how fucking wack is that... u might as well turn on a fucking auto mix in itunes u fucking bum... dont get me wrong holy grail be thick as fuck... but if u ever mix britney spears "oops i did it again" with "cotton eyed joe"im gonna see too it that i end ur djing career by walking a picket line in front of the places u dj...... its bad enough u were an understudy to Mark mcFaggot.... but u cant even mix original songs... why dont u take ur fucking cd book and ur over excessive loops over to fucking montana somewhere.... where no one gives a fuck about what u play... ur gonna be stuck in covington til u have a wheelchair sticker on ur escalade
o but there is more
Dj Hi-def
this muthafucka is far from hi def... ur more life the analog vision that the country is getting rid of in feb of 09.... not only do u use l-trains equipment and cd's...., but ur excessive playing of gucci and ur singing over the mic lets me know ur a queer...... thanks for taking my sloppy seconds in the bearcat bounce u loser.... o and u did a birthday party at fuse for 25 bucks?? bum ass nigga... its a fucking recession... why dont u drop the dj from ur name and call urself "pre mix analog" cuz u wack as fuck and it needs to be known
last but not least
DJ 513
how dare u fucking discrace the city of cincinnati like that u loser when u fucking dj at jefferson hall which is in newport.... u cant mix a song to save ur mothers life and u think ur the shit... sorry dude girl talk doesnt work for u cuz we know u wack as hell..... the funny thing is ur also the bar manager..., ok start fucking managing and hire a real dj u tight ass....waste of my fingers typing this bullshit.... o and im sure u spent thousands replacing the speakers u constantly blow cuz u cant even hear ur own music through the train wrecks u produce
ok im done... once again im not that great of a dj... im good... and i am respected... i dont act like im the man... but im sure as hell not shitty... i can fucking mix... i cant slightly scratch and i can keep a dancefloor fucking moving... and i dont sing on the mic.... i respect mass dj's in cincy
clockwork
mike b
ghost
vue
tweety
toad j-cru
identity
haze
club pro
the rest of u fucking guys can crawl in a hole and fucking have 13 coffins full of 1200's fall on ur head i dont give a fuck
big c
out
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
LET ME SEE THAT BOOTY
First of all i would like to fucking say that i am absolutely obsessed with BIG AMAZING ASSES
like if i meet a girl and she is smacked and she has a nice round firm tasty ass
just like marcellous say in pulp fiction "im on the muthafucka" i mean come on its just what im into... i have become far more addicted in 09... dont get me wrong it's not the only thing i like ina girl but it def the kicker....
ok... enough of the late night jizz talk
BIG PIMPIN WEEKEND.... friday in hyde park
and SUNDAY at lodge bar and black finn after the lil wayne concert
make sure u come out... its gonna be thick
on the music tip..... nothing new has come out... but pharell and lil wayne have a tight ass song and there is this song called "loose wires" by Kenna ft The cool kids..... this is my new shit.... also....check out "how its supposed to be" by Ryan Leslie.... my shit right now... dude is a fucking genius....
sorry u havent updated for a while just started back at nku and i got one word for the campus
SKINZZZZZZZZZZZ
anyway im out
big c
peace
Thursday, January 1, 2009
2009!!!!!
first off all i wanna wish people a happy new year i brought my new year in with complete and utter disregard for my liver... lol... i drank more alcohol then ever and i was extremely intoxicated but fuck it...
so now thats it's 2009 whats some of u guys resolution..... mine is to just kick it and keep it real... i jut wanna be drama free this year and do the right things... i also wanna become a better dj... we will see... anyway
i realised this week i fucking love beef.... i mean steak is the most amazing thing in the world to me... i love it to death i can eat it everyday.....
also shouts out to the UC bearcats for going to the orange bowl... what a good look
on another sports note my oregon ducks won the other night... that offense is amazing... i love the ducks and their uniforms
on a music note.. im excited for the grammys coming up.... i really think they got it right this time with the nominations and such... i think ne-yo and kanye west will win a lot of awards... and so will rhianna but i don't really like her..
anyway much love peeps....
o and go get some steak
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