IM FUCKING GOING IN!!!!

First off lemme say if anyone takes offense to this blog FUCK U I DONT CARE COME SEE ME....

anyway i have to fucking blog about this shit....

WACK ASS DJ's

Dont get me wrong i am not the greatest dj of all time... im still learning but i have come a long fucking way since i first started in october of 07.... anyway fuck the dumb shit im callin out names cuz i dont take subliminal shots

First Victim

DJ l-train this fucking piece of shit can be seen at pachinkos in covington and at holy grail in clifton... this dude is the king of mash ups.... this just makes anyone want to shake theird ass...

SYKE!!!!

this dude is shitty as hell.... he has serato running on a laptop but doesnt use it.... he has a old as trapper keeper full of cd's already pre mixed and have the bpm's pasted on posted notes.... how fucking wack is that... u might as well turn on a fucking auto mix in itunes u fucking bum... dont get me wrong holy grail be thick as fuck... but if u ever mix britney spears "oops i did it again" with "cotton eyed joe"im gonna see too it that i end ur djing career by walking a picket line in front of the places u dj...... its bad enough u were an understudy to Mark mcFaggot.... but u cant even mix original songs... why dont u take ur fucking cd book and ur over excessive loops over to fucking montana somewhere.... where no one gives a fuck about what u play... ur gonna be stuck in covington til u have a wheelchair sticker on ur escalade

o but there is more


Dj Hi-def

this muthafucka is far from hi def... ur more life the analog vision that the country is getting rid of in feb of 09.... not only do u use l-trains equipment and cd's...., but ur excessive playing of gucci and ur singing over the mic lets me know ur a queer...... thanks for taking my sloppy seconds in the bearcat bounce u loser.... o and u did a birthday party at fuse for 25 bucks?? bum ass nigga... its a fucking recession... why dont u drop the dj from ur name and call urself "pre mix analog" cuz u wack as fuck and it needs to be known


last but not least

DJ 513

how dare u fucking discrace the city of cincinnati like that u loser when u fucking dj at jefferson hall which is in newport.... u cant mix a song to save ur mothers life and u think ur the shit... sorry dude girl talk doesnt work for u cuz we know u wack as hell..... the funny thing is ur also the bar manager..., ok start fucking managing and hire a real dj u tight ass....waste of my fingers typing this bullshit.... o and im sure u spent thousands replacing the speakers u constantly blow cuz u cant even hear ur own music through the train wrecks u produce


ok im done... once again im not that great of a dj... im good... and i am respected... i dont act like im the man... but im sure as hell not shitty... i can fucking mix... i cant slightly scratch and i can keep a dancefloor fucking moving... and i dont sing on the mic.... i respect mass dj's in cincy

clockwork
mike b
ghost
vue
tweety
toad j-cru
identity
haze
club pro


the rest of u fucking guys can crawl in a hole and fucking have 13 coffins full of 1200's fall on ur head i dont give a fuck


big c

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LET ME SEE THAT BOOTY

First of all i would like to fucking say that i am absolutely obsessed with BIG AMAZING ASSES
like if i meet a girl and she is smacked and she has a nice round firm tasty ass
just like marcellous say in pulp fiction "im on the muthafucka" i mean come on its just what im into... i have become far more addicted in 09... dont get me wrong it's not the only thing i like ina girl but it def the kicker....

ok... enough of the late night jizz talk

BIG PIMPIN WEEKEND.... friday in hyde park
and SUNDAY at lodge bar and black finn after the lil wayne concert
make sure u come out... its gonna be thick

on the music tip..... nothing new has come out... but pharell and lil wayne have a tight ass song and there is this song called "loose wires" by Kenna ft The cool kids..... this is my new shit.... also....check out "how its supposed to be" by Ryan Leslie.... my shit right now... dude is a fucking genius....

sorry u havent updated for a while just started back at nku and i got one word for the campus

SKINZZZZZZZZZZZ


anyway im out


big c

peace

2009!!!!!

first off all i wanna wish people a happy new year i brought my new year in with complete and utter disregard for my liver... lol... i drank more alcohol then ever and i was extremely intoxicated but fuck it...

so now thats it's 2009 whats some of u guys resolution..... mine is to just kick it and keep it real... i jut wanna be drama free this year and do the right things... i also wanna become a better dj... we will see... anyway

i realised this week i fucking love beef.... i mean steak is the most amazing thing in the world to me... i love it to death i can eat it everyday.....

also shouts out to the UC bearcats for going to the orange bowl... what a good look

on another sports note my oregon ducks won the other night... that offense is amazing... i love the ducks and their uniforms

on a music note.. im excited for the grammys coming up.... i really think they got it right this time with the nominations and such... i think ne-yo and kanye west will win a lot of awards... and so will rhianna but i don't really like her..

anyway much love peeps....

o and go get some steak

STOP THE MADNESS

ok whats good people sorry i been gone for a minute but a nigga had to get his drink on

anyway my birthday party at longworths was off the hook and shouts out to top shelf for holding me down... the shit was insane...

i was supposed to dj a shit but the politics fucked that up.... and shouts out to the wack ass dj upstairs... u shitty as fuck and i lost respect for yo hoe ass... shitty as dj

anyway the shit was nice as hell... thanks to all the people who got me gifts and drinks.. real talk i appreciate it....

anyway i been grinding after the long weekend... not too much new music out but im tellin yal The Dream got a new track out called -Rockin that thang... which is fucking tight..

anyway 

im real sick of fucking ed hardy... like that flashy ass real and chance look is wack as fuck... bum ass niggas... ed hardy is slightly played out... i mean fuck it im a hater... but this shit be so bright and everybody wear it... if u know me then u know ill throw a bright ass polo on in a minute but think about it... when did ralph lauren ever get played out??? and how many people have them? i mean do what u do but i just think that shit is mad played out for real.... so is that miskeen shit.. like that shit is so fucking wack... and whats with the crazy baggy jeans... i mean i like my shit loose but nigga i can get into a club.... bum ass niggas learn how to dresss

on another not christmas is coming and i think im gonna have a good one... i got someone special a gift... hope they like it...

anyway be on the lookout for the new mixtape...  got a lot of new songs i wanna drop.... 

o and who the fuck wrote the script for the movies honey and save the last dance??? that muthafucka need to be shot cuz people def dont fucking talk like that.... but jessica alba can get it

:)

big c

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Do u remember the time

so i got on my xbox360 last night and i saw an add to buy the old school street fighter... yeah the ad obviously fucking worked cuz i bought it... i went right in.... picking ryu and i put it on expert... every fucking round i kept hearing.... "u lose, PERFECT" and for those of you that don't know that means i didnt get a fucking hit in on the computer... so lets say i scaled back and played on medium and started kicking some ass.... that game was dope as hell man... back in the day i use to fucking get it in on sega genesis with that shit..... but then that got me to thinking about other raw as games on SEGA

Sonic was the shit... especially sonic 3 or some shit like that when u could turn to the hyper sonic and dip through levels and shit... that was raw... also sonic boots was the shit too... that muthafucka could move with them sonic boots on.... what if i could get some in real life??? can u say bank robbery?? lol anyway

Streets of rage 1 and 2
that game was raw as fuck... i use to use axel and run through some goons who had big ass poles and fucking bear bottles

other games i thought of

sonic and knuckles
mortal kombat
madden 97
super high impact
blitz
jordan vs bird


lmao the titles of games use to be the shit


on another note what the fuck is up with MTV.... i wanna call it NMTV for NO MUSIC TELEVISION cuz that shit is fucking weak.... i mean who the fuck comes up with these ideas for shows... shit like BROMANCE?? thats the most homo shit i ever heard of..... and now they got a show call the city?? if u watch that shit ur a fucking cunt and dont ever talk to me again... also do people in california really act like that?? cuz if so i fucking love cincinnati and fuck the west coast... id rather rot in fucking salt lake city or fucking boise idaho... or better yet... fucking billings montana


anyway on a music not me and dj clockwork have been practicing all fucking day and let me tell u we are taking a huge shit on the competition... anyone wanna step up??? ill fuckin crush u like a bug... :)

im out

big c

Skeet Skeet

whats good peeps?

anyway im back to talk some more shit

First off fuck UGG BOOTS

those have to be the ugliest fucking things i ever seen.. why do girls fucking where those with tight ass pants and no ass? its like are u serious?? and they cant be that fucking warm... and why do u think thats cute with ur little northface vest?

anyway im done with all that on the music tip did ya hear about that wack ass soulja boy and charles hamilton beef... first off fuck soulja boy... only song i ever liked of his was "turn my swag on" and thats because it fits me the most :)

i like charles hamilton but i really cant listen to him too much... he is kinda out there lyrically

This is the week for my 25th birthday and also about a week away from christmas
so people are out shopping like crazy and i be damn if i am
i dont give a fuck... no one gets shit for christmas this year because its a god damn recession... save ur fucking money just in case gas goes back to 19 bucks a gallon

on another note me clockwork and ghost are dicking around just talkin shit and we see this lady who has a banging ass body
this lady has to be about 40 years old but im telling u i would of piped her
anyway i look at clockwork and i say "look at that cougar or better yet sex panther"
and he says "stings the naustrels" lmfao that shit was funny as hell

anybody watch the crosstown shootout? uc fought hard in the second half but xavier is clearly the better team right now... sean miller can fucking recruit but my biggest issue was why the xavier players were trying to talk shit and act all tough.. i mean they are good and they were winning the game but dude u go to a fucking catholic school.. stfu before the pope strikes u down

anyway this blog has no general direction whatsoever

by the way the song cookie jar by gym class heroes is the niggas anthem cuz no nigga i know is faithful

anyway im gonna go to sleep.... i need my energy cuz im gonna get drunk 4 times this week and id ont give a fuck

and if u see a girl with ugg boots on
put that bitch on thedirty.com

big C

peace

Roller Coasters

so last night was the first time i went out all weekend and even when i went out i didnt drunk much and that has to be the first monday i havent been wasted in about 6 months... anyway... so i get to jhall about 1230 smash down a few beers and cherry bombs and then i start to look around.... so many fucking SKANKS like all the girls in there have fucked most of the guys in there...

u got ur little clicks like ur guilty ass dancer boys who dance to every fucking song thinking this is some mtv audition for americas best dance crew....lol they probably would win if it were americas wackest homo dance group.... anyway

so since i wasnt completely wasted i started to realise how wack people really are...
im real sick of seeing the same fucking hoes
and like i know they get tired of seeing me too but they even come to the places i dj at so that makes it fucking worst... and the skanks are the girls who think they are too fucking good for people...like if ur outfit doesnt fit and u look like u just had a child... ur ass doesnt fill out ur jeans and u have a food stamp card in ur purse... which just so happens to be a fake coach purse.... dont act like ur the shit... i dont give a fuck how many fucking wack as dudes try to talk to u with that whisper in the ear bullshit they be saying... see me i just lay in the cut... dont get me wrong there are a lot of girls i would fuck... but jhall has about 1%.... anyway im done with that rant

so on the music tip commons new album drops today and its a banger go cop that

ludacris new album is amazing top to bottom this is is best album thus far

funny thing is all the albums that have come out after the carter 3 have been fucking hott... i guess guys knew they had to step their game up

her are my top 5 albums so far this year

1.young jeezy-the recession
2 kanye west-808's and heartbreak
3 usher-here i stand
4. nerd-seeing sounds
5. ludacris-theatre of mind


notice i left off the carter 3
sorry just not a huge lil wayne fan i mean i been fucking with him since millionaires dream from the big tymers... but im just not digging his style.

o and make sure u check out brooklyn go hard by jay-z ft santogold... another raw ass sample by kanye west

big c

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